[05.19.18] Sixers Future Vs. Celtics Future, Kawhi Trade Rumors, Lottery Party Recap

It’s the offseason. It’s home.

[photo by Adrienne Matz]

Ah, the offseason. It feels like home, doesn't it? We talk about the respective futures of the Sixers and the Celtics, start to look toward the draft and free agency, discuss perspective trades for Kawhi Leonard, and recap the Lottery Party. We also include Eliza Hardy Jones' "Imagine The Process."

Here are all of the Lottery Party photos. 

The Lottery Party tees are still available here. until 8pm on Wednesday 5/16. 

Hey thanks to Eliza Hardy Jones and her husband Andrew for the Process Imagine that is included in the pod. The lyrics are at the very bottom of this post. 

There are a bunch of new dogs in the Big Barker Process Pup gallery.

Hey thanks to Nicolette and Tropiano Bus Company for escorting Pablo Torre to the Lottery Party and then back home to New York. You can book them for any sort of transportation needs by calling 215-616-5370. 

"Imagine The Process"

Imagine there's no Process

It's easy if you try

No Joel or Dario

Not watching Simmons fly

Imagine all the draft picks... wasted on this guy

Imagine there's no TJ

it isn't hard to do

And there's no Robert Covington

And no pick swap too

Imagine all the eight seeds, wasting life away... Youuuuuuuuu

You may say he was a tanker

But he’s not the only one 

I hope some day he’ll rejoin us

No more trades for fake #1s

Imagine there’s no assets

And no cap room too

Hearing Doug Collins postgame

The shortest view in the room

Imagine one more second, watching Spencer Hawes

You may say he was a tanker

But he’s not the only one

I hope some day he’ll rejoin us