Toni Tony Tatone and Tommy from Down The Shore are the hosts of the Hoagie Hour podcast. They’ve made numerous appearances on the Ricky, and are both Foles guys. Tommy is currently spending quarrantine in Wildwood, working out and watching VHS tapes of his favorite 90s sitcoms. Tony is doing ASMR chats on twitch, YouTube and patreon and is living “somewhere in the pine barrens” because he ran into some trouble and needed to lay real low for a minute.
#20 Stroemanns Bread
lookit, times are tough right now. you can roll up a piece, put salt and mustard on it and it’s basically a pretzel. 20 for 2 bucks. Also GREAT for toast. Best toast ever made is on grampy stroh baby.
#19 Hot Dog
with mustard and relish. Brings back memories of getting wasted at Phillies games and dollar dog nights. Kobyashi can’t fuck wit us on DD night. Bring his ass to the fucking bank and let’s ride.
#18 Anything Grape Flavored
jelly, juice, now and laters, flavor ice, dimetapp. Still drink that shit like it’s candy. great on ice too. If I was in cheers, they’d know my drink! dimie on the rocks wooodyyyyy! now there’s something I call the quarantine dream and that’s shaved ice with dimetapp. Have 2-4 of those babies and you definitely ain’t leavin the house.
#17 Fruit Roll-Ups
Yeow cuz. It’s a healthy snack with Vitamin C in it. And really it’s good against covit too for real. 6-10 a day and your good. Stops you up a little but that’s not always bad.
#16 Let’s Go With Shit On A Shingle
And for those of yous who are from the main line or some bullshit for yous it’s called “creamed chip beef on toast” but nobody and I mean NOBODY should ever call it that.
#15 Pringles Potato Chips
A good snack to eat while you’re working out. Now the best chips are sour cream and onion ripple herrs, no question, but we need chips for the gym, and these got look.
#14 Dunkin’ Donuts Cold Coffee
…and lemme tell you what. you can’t even drink it inside no more. Or do meetings in there because of social distancing. so now you gotta take it out and all that shit, but nothin like it really. smooth as silk. Rest in peace Edna from Shamokin who Tommy once met on a match.com date at the dunk.
#13 Chocolate Water Ice From John’s On 7th Street
lemon is trash. Cherry is for little kids. Blue is usually good too. But your tongue is all blue for like 2 days. And also, let’s be honest Wooder Ice aint and can’t be wooder and oice, because it’s like ice cold beer. If you have ice cold beer you couldn’t fuckin drink it because it would be ice. Pick a side and grow up.
#12 Ritz Crackers, With Pepperoni, And Cracker Barrel Cheese Cut Up
And this can ONLY be Served on a paper plate. if you want mustard that’s cool. horseradish! thats ok too! but if you Bring Mayo anywhere near this you’re getting knocked the fuck out.
#11 Prunes
Yeow cuz, they’ll keep ya movin. Gotta stay regular if you wanna achieve greatness in mind, body and hoagie. Poopin is power.
#10 Scrapple Sandwiches
again, gotta be on the Grampy stroh bread, and what you do, ok, is you cut the scrapple up, put flour on it and fry it up. Then you pop that fried scrapple on some toasted grampy stroh, ketchup it up, and you got the brekfist of champions. aka the foles. aka not the Wentz.
#9 Chef Boyardee Beefaroni
Grew up on it and never grew out of it. also very good for Tommy’s doomsday prepper party zone. or at least that’s what he’s been calling it. It’s got water slides and shit. It’s like an underground celebration station with canned goods and gas masks.
#8 Cannolis From Terminis
Good for breakfast, good to bring to someone’s house before a date, and very good for After Sex chit chat snack.
#7 Spam Sandwiches
On Stroehmanns bread with mustard and onions. It’s a good substitute if you run out of cold cuts. But really it’s good right out the can too. and if your a doomsday prepper like Tommy, you probably have 3-400 cans of this. He was named Mr. Spam in a recent Facebook doomsday group. Congrats Tom!
#6 Soup, Salad, And Sticks At The Olive Garden
If you wanna find us on a weekday afternoon, you can go to the OG on the boulevard and we will be 5-6 bowls in, and prolly 7-8 baskets of bread in. deal of the century. pasta fazoool? Minestrone? Extra grated cheese on that shit too
#5 Funnel Cake
A good breakfast option on the days you don’t feel like having a scrapple sandwich. Wash it down with some orange soda. Lots of orange soda. Throw up, get fired up, and get your day started right
#4 Wawa Meatball Hoagie
Extra meatballs and sauce. Extra roll on the side. two choices for cheese are either provolone, or you can go with the real man special which is Mac and cheese on top. Now do NOT eat this is your truck because the shit will get everywhere. Take it home, lay it down on the bed, talk dirty to it and then eat it like you just got married.
#3 Bologna Sandwich
With extra pickles, mustard and mayo. It’s a lo-fi hoagie and it’s Tommy’s favorite sandwich. It’s good to have one before and after each workout. It’s also a good breakfast alternative if you’re not in the mood for scrapple or funnel cake. It’s good for lunch or dinner too.
#2 Tastykake Pumpkin Pie
very very nutritious and makes you feel like your home on thanksgiving every time you eat one. One trick I like is for brekfast pop it in the nuker for a minute, grab some vanilla Breyers on the side. then drizzle that jimmy with log cabin syrup and it’s another any time pick me up meal.
#1 PIZZA PRETZEL
we both grew up eating these. we don’t know why they ain’t in more places because they are everything good. so you get a pretzel, put some provolone or American cheese on it, put sauce on top of the cheese and if you wanna get fancy put pepperoni on that jam too. pop it in the toaster oven for like a minute or 2 and you got a full on fuckin meal. your welcome. stay free my goose.