Last Day For Playoff Shirts! Is Tobias Hurt?

The Opening Tip

Hello and Happy Thursday, it's the Corner Three
 

"I’m just trying to make sure I get to the playoffs healthy" - Joel Embiid 

Big fella, you ain't never lie. Hit it!

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Oh Yeah,The Sixers 

The dog days of season's end continue with still very much to be decided. The Bucks took 2 from the Nets in 48 hours and now the boys of Process Past are in the drivers seat for the 1 seed. Hold on to your butts (Jurassic Park theme plays).

5 Big Questions

Is Seth back?

It realllllly looks like it. 59.5% from deep in his last 8 games and just plain looking more and more like his early season, pre-Covid self (sucks to even have to say pre-Covid) but this version of Seth is absolutely paramount to playoff success.

What is with the all-bench lineups?

I do not fucking know. Doc even mentioned to use it in the playoffs. He should know that we do not take kindly to threats of that sort in this city. He should also know that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing until you're down 3-1 to Brooklyn and decide to switch it up.

What are the final East standings?

For the greater glory of God and my mental health:
1-Sixers
2-Nets
3-Bucks
4-Knicks
5-Hawks
6-Celtics
7-Heat
8-Hornets

Is Tobias OK?

He's just working through some things, and I really think that knee is bothering him. Hopefully he can sneak in a few more rest days down the stretch to get close to 100%

Does the East go through South Philly?

Fucking Right

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The Rest From The Best

Efficient and painless and now the magic number is 4. Sixers Adam with Three Normal Things from date night in H-Town.

Weird season, weird team of course has us thinking and the great Andrew Unterberger went down the rabbit hole and pulled out the

10 weirdest careers among current NBA Players.

The new Carl Landry Record Club podcast talks about The National's album "Boxer," Hole's "Live Through This," and NRBQ's "At Yankee Stadium." Subscribe, leave a review, all that stuff.

Charity Spotlight

For almost 30 years, The Institute for the Development of African-American Youth, Inc. (IDAAY) has been providing educational, cultural, prevention and intervention programs and support services that aims to reduce high-level violence to underserved urban youth.

Read more on the IDAAY mission and how you can help here!

Peace, Love and Process

Get a walk in and call your mom 

-Zo