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The Opening Tip
Hello and Good Day from outside the building, It's the Corner Three!
Hit it!
Spike lied! He said you had to sign up for the Bark In The Park team by like two weeks ago to get the team shirt. He lied, and thanks to Big Barker and By Nature Pet Foods, he's got enough shirts.
Very simple, the Providence Animal Center Bark In The Park is October 23rd at Rose Tree Park. If you join our team and raise $75, you get the Rebel shirt, and if you raise $100, you get the Providence Shirt. All to save homeless dogs and cats.
The goal is $15,000, we're at $11,000 and only have a week left. Help out!
Oh Yeah, The Sixers
Me to this team:
The Long and Short of It
- Shortest War in modern history
The war was over as soon as it was waged. 6 days ago Brian Windhorst said the Sixers fining Ben Simmons had just waged war, Monday night Simmons was outside the Wells Fargo Center awaiting access so he could take a COVID-19 test in what seems to be preparation to be some kind of member of the Sixers again soon.
Tuesday he met with coach Doc Rivers and President Daryl Morey. Rivers said it was great and positive, however, others are saying pouty Ben still reigns supreme and he still hasn't even spoken to his teammates.
Doc was asked if he expected to Ben to play and said he didn't know if Ben was here to play because you can't get into a guy's head, so that's cool.
In summation, fuck this whole situation that honestly is only going to get more awkward and more annoying until Simmons is no longer a Sixer.
- The rest of the guys!
They looked awesome against Brooklyn Monday night. Most notably Furkan Korkmaz and Isaiah Joe, the princes who were promised. At one point, Joel Embiid was on the floor with 4, FOUR, CUATRO, willing shooters. Lets bring back James Ennis and Hollis Thompson and never lose a game again.
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This really is going to stay very bad and dumb. Andrew Unterberger on why the Simmons thing will continue to be shitty.
They played really well Monday! Sixers Adam has pros and cons from an interesting Monday on court.
Don't Be A Coward, Drink These
Stateside made these vodka sodas, and they're very tasty, so people bought all of them. And then they got some more cans, got some more vodka, some more soda, some more real fruit juice (and nothing else!!) and made more of 'em. Four flavors, and they're back in stock. Get your Stateside Vodka Soda Party Pack right now for $19.99 and LOVE IT.
Art by Abigael Huertas, who is available for commissions at @digrupert.
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