CRY ABOUT IT, SEAN MARKS!

Marks, Dudley, Atkinson, All Losers

One thing you've always known about us is that the only thing we truly care about are wins and losses. All about the results, baby.

And the result this time is no matter how many times you cried to the refs and broke into their locker rooms and got your weird owners to tweet about bad calls, the Nets still lost in five games and probably have to pay D'Angelo Russell a bunch of money. Losers, all of them.

We will continue to be humble and remember where we came from. With that, enjoy this new Ricky previewing Sixers vs. Raptors, and shitting all over the Nets. Also, Mike swears to never relitigate The Process ever again.

The Sixers have a one percent chance at getting the #1 pick, which seems like basically a guarantee. Your $7 ticket goes right to saving kids and puppies (really) and gets you a Live Ricky with Chu Chu. Click him for details and tickets.

Stuff To Click On

* Here is Jimmy Butler telling Ben Simmons to shoot a three.

* Here is Kyle Neubeck on Sixers vs. Nets game 5.

* Here is AU on The Mike Scott Game.

* Just finish off these Lottery Party tickets so Spike can stop talking about it. $7 is like nothing and it just goes to the Providence Animal Center and Coded By Kids anyway.